You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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