I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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