Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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