it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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