do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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