If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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