I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So vagazzling was a success
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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