i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's rum buckets o'clock
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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