Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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