yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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