we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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