if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The feeling are messing with the penis
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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