But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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