I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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