talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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