Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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