the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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