Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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