just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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