how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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