Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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