i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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