I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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