i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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