he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Houston, we have a squirter
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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