yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
