hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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