I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Still dying that you shit outside
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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