Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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