On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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