doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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