How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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