So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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