Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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