areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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