I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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