did you get engaged???
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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