theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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