This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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