So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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