Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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