Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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