Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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