I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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