he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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