So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I could fuck to npr.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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