his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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