Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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