I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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