I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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