i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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