Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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