PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
thus making me awesome and them whores
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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