What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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