I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize