you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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